Saw My Orthodontist last week and YES, My braces are coming off very soon. However My teeth have been tender ever since that appointment. ?  I *will* be having corn on the cob this Summer and biting into a fried chicken leg and chewing gum and not using 5 different tools to clean My teeth and I CAN NOT WAIT!!! ?

I also saw My hairstylist last week for a bit more RED in My hair and I am *this close* to just going all over red. I really want to but…red hair color fades fast and there is major upkeep to it if I want to maintain it. Plus, because I have SO MUCH HAIR, I worry that it can make My hair look…..hmmm…. “wiggy”. (No dimension if I go ONE color….but I can always ADD to it in future appointments).

Did I tell you about the guy who came up to Me at the grocery store and asked Me if My hair was real?? Are you fucking kidding Me? But to be fair, he looked like a fist-fucker who probably didn’t have much (read: ANY) experience talking to Women and therefore didn’t have a fucking clue that’s NOT A QUESTION YOU ASK SOMEONE. I said “Yes” in a cool tone of voice and he just said “Wow” in an awestruck voice.

What the fuck?!  lol  YES, I have THICK hair, YES, I have tons of hair, YES it’s all attached to My head thank you very much! NO I don’t have limp, wimpy hair or use hair extensions or “volumizing” products. And YES, it’s very likely you’ll RARELY see a glorious mane of hair like MINE. *yawn* People can be SO boring at times.

I had a really nice weekend and I’m so glad Summer is here. My boyfriend told Me there was a baby bunny in our yard (they live under My shed year round) and I saw it on Saturday when I was working out. OMG! SO cute, no bigger than My two hands cupped together. I adore BUNNIES!!!  ?  (Only because I don’t garden, otherwise they’d probably be evil incarnate.)

Okay, that’s it for now. I do have some blog posts to do, eventually….not a priority though. And there will new clips this week…soon!

PS—Received the beautiful new robe from Trashy lingerie, from the professor and I’ll be wearing that in July. And also received a tribute from philip who is on My SHITLIST and he knows why. ?