Category Archives: Random stuff

Very soon….

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I know you’ve been checking for new updates from Me and nothing. No new clips, no blog posts. But you’ve waited this long, you can wait just a *little* longer….?

Scene at 1:30 mark…

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(In tears) “Please help, it’s my husband!”  *the Paramedics take him away and her whole demeanor changes* I laughed SO hard I almost choked on an apple slice. ?

Also 1:13 mark…

“What if somebody calls the cops?”

“And says what? I spent $5,000 at a strip club. Send HELP!”  ?

8 hours…

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That’s how long the power was out. It went out around 8pm and didn’t come back on until 4am-ish. I barely slept. With no aircon, no ceiling fan, no white noise, no air movement….no SLEEP!

And yeah, I had to clean the fridge today. ? I Google’d it and if the power is out over 4 hours, it’s a good idea to chuck everything….EGGS, yogurts, Almond milk, cheese, meat….all of it…gone.

It was HOT today…My car said 96 and My phone said 91. Yuk!  But I had a few errands to run. One of them Ulta to get more makeup primer which was 30% off today  because…..apparently it was Amazon Prime day today and Ulta was making in PrimER day and offering 30% off all makeup primers. HAHAHA  Cute!

I was wearing a long purple summer dress which I hiked up in the car and the aircon blowing on My legs felt wonderful. ?

I’m thinking of getting 3…maybe even 4 inches cut off My hair next week. It will grow back, but I don’t know if My hairstylist will let Me do it! ?  (I think she might think I’ll regret it later so she’ll save Me from that….)

thomas from Germany decorated My Inbox with a tribute today. Nice thomas. ?

I feel like the month of July IS Summer and I am enjoying it. However….these 90 degree days are making SNOW look GOOD!!  LOL

Well look at that….

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…another Top 50 panty clip:

Well the new sliding glass doors are installed and I LOVE them, the guy did a beautiful job. It did end up taking most of the day, he was here from 9-4:30–but it’s done!

Retainers…..?  So when I tried them on yesterday, they told Me that I’d want to remove them from the back teeth together….but that is not working! And I am NOT fucking up My nails to get these things off, so…..since I pretty much Google/Amazon everything….(YES, I want an easy life and THANK YOU to those who make tools so I can have that! lol)….I found something on Amazon that is used for removing Invisalign trays, which I am pretty certain will work for retainers as well and I am going to try that. Oh and it’s SOOOO lovely when I remove them and they are coated with My spit! ? But…I am the vain one who just HAD to have braces in the first place, so I’ll deal. ?

Another way you can please Me….

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I just found out that C4S is doing a “sales incentive” for July. As I mentioned before, I don’t plan on updating as much in July and that isn’t going to change because of this.

Do you remember THIS and how I asked you to use that code when you bought My clips? And as a result of SOOOO many good boys doing so, My clip store came in SECOND in the contest. (And out of THOUSANDS of stores, second is pretty fucking awesome!  lol) Well I’m not sure if this is actually a contest yet, they just referred to it as a “sales incentive” for now (they are giving out more details July 1st). But if you use that code (same exact code as before) to buy My clips from between July 1st, 2019 and July 31st, 2019, I will earn a higher sales commission from Clips4Sale.

So what are you going to do between July 1st and July 31st when you buy My clips?

you will use MY code/special link:  https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/67321/mistress-jessica/#cid9a153c059aa31a413b4096a0b9

you:  “Yes, Mistress”

ME:  ??????

Hands up if you remember this….

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“Don’t pick up the phone, I’m online!”  *loses internet connection* ? ?

I remember back when I had My paysite and I’d be uploading large video files and sometimes the connection would drop. And it took like an HOUR to upload a file and sometimes it would happen more than once. Ugh, the agony. lol  We are SO spoiled these days.

Rainy Thursday….

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In less than a week….no more braces!!!! ????

thomas from Germany sent a tribute….on his knees (apparently… ?)

Up to #38 on the main page:

I have one more update to post for June which I’ll do either tonight or tomorrow. I won’t be posting as many updates in July because I have other projects/goals/shit to get done that I want to focus on/catch up with next month.

I will have 3 spending opportunities I’ll be posting this weekend for anyone who wants to snap them up. And just like last time, I’ll post pics when they are paid for.