Very soon….

I know you’ve been checking for new updates from Me and nothing. No new clips, no blog posts. But you’ve waited this long, you can wait just a *little* longer….?

Scene at 1:30 mark…

(In tears) “Please help, it’s my husband!”  *the Paramedics take him away and her whole demeanor changes* I laughed SO hard I almost choked on an apple slice. ?

Also 1:13 mark…

“What if somebody calls the cops?”

“And says what? I spent $5,000 at a strip club. Send HELP!”  ?

8 hours…

That’s how long the power was out. It went out around 8pm and didn’t come back on until 4am-ish. I barely slept. With no aircon, no ceiling fan, no white noise, no air movement….no SLEEP!

And yeah, I had to clean the fridge today. ? I Google’d it and if the power is out over 4 hours, it’s a good idea to chuck everything….EGGS, yogurts, Almond milk, cheese, meat….all of it…gone.

It was HOT today…My car said 96 and My phone said 91. Yuk!  But I had a few errands to run. One of them Ulta to get more makeup primer which was 30% off today  because…..apparently it was Amazon Prime day today and Ulta was making in PrimER day and offering 30% off all makeup primers. HAHAHA  Cute!

I was wearing a long purple summer dress which I hiked up in the car and the aircon blowing on My legs felt wonderful. ?

I’m thinking of getting 3…maybe even 4 inches cut off My hair next week. It will grow back, but I don’t know if My hairstylist will let Me do it! ?  (I think she might think I’ll regret it later so she’ll save Me from that….)

thomas from Germany decorated My Inbox with a tribute today. Nice thomas. ?

I feel like the month of July IS Summer and I am enjoying it. However….these 90 degree days are making SNOW look GOOD!!  LOL

My eyes hurt…

…from crying for the past hour.

They killed off Candy Ferocity on Pose!!!! No! WHY?! ?

OMFG!!!  BEST episode of Pose YET! I didn’t want to believe it was real. I thought it was going to be a dream-sequence sort of thing. And then at the memorial service it hit Me that it REALLY happened. And it was SO beautiful how they handled it because death is such a heavy subject. The unbearable grief, the finality, the regrets…just so fucking real. Life IS so precious, we all lose loved ones and I think the pain of the loss is always there. The ending was unexpected, but incredible (and in true Pose fashion) and uplifting and I fucking LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE this show.

However, it’s still a shame the show lost this character. RIP Candy:

“A beautiful little cocoon” ?

Well look at that….

another Top 50 panty clip:

Well the new sliding glass doors are installed and I LOVE them, the guy did a beautiful job. It did end up taking most of the day, he was here from 9-4:30–but it’s done!

Retainers…..?  So when I tried them on yesterday, they told Me that I’d want to remove them from the back teeth together….but that is not working! And I am NOT fucking up My nails to get these things off, so…..since I pretty much Google/Amazon everything….(YES, I want an easy life and THANK YOU to those who make tools so I can have that! lol)….I found something on Amazon that is used for removing Invisalign trays, which I am pretty certain will work for retainers as well and I am going to try that. Oh and it’s SOOOO lovely when I remove them and they are coated with My spit! ? But…I am the vain one who just HAD to have braces in the first place, so I’ll deal. ?

And today is for…..

Removing these:

The French doors. The guy is working on them as I type this. I made My boyfriend take the day off as he knows I’m not keen on letting strange men in My home. I’m getting them replaced with sliding glass doors with built in blinds. Thank goodness the weather held out, as it has looked like it was going to be rainy today.

Honestly, I felt a little weird about fucking with the integrity of My home by doing this. I bought the house from the original owner. Her husband built it and after they moved in, he died 9 months later! How sad. (I’m guessing they were in their early 50’s at the time). She continued to live in the home for another 20+ years before she decided to sell it. But I don’t think she really wanted to….her partner had a health issue that made it hard for him to go up and down the stairs, so she needed a one level home.

When I did the walkthough of the house, I KNEW it would be MINE!  lol  It was the bedroom, it was so unique….I mean who the hell has stairs in their bedroom? (ME! ?)

And I’ve always wanted a walk-in-closet, albeit the one I have is on the smaller side, it still makes Me happy.

I love the skylights too, however I loved them more once I got custom blinds made for them.

And the Jacuzzi bath…..hmm…..let’s just say it’s brought Me (and My man) a lot of pleasure. haha

So……moving on……No cock control schedule was posted on the 1st. Awwww….?  Oh well, go redo one of the other months…or not. Let Me check My list of priorities…..yeah, your dick isn’t on it. Oh well….. ?

Well today was THE day!

As I sit here typing this, My hair is tucked up in a shower cap, I’ve got My new retainers in and a Watermelon sheet mask on My face. What a sight! ? One you will never see! lol  (Google Images:  Sheet Masks  and then Jason from Friday the 13th  –just saying…. )

Braces came off TODAY! ? How was it? Well, there was some discomfort when they ‘snapped’ (“removed” whatever…) the brackets off but that was nothing compared to what was next. They had to remove the glue/adhesive from My teeth that was used to attach the brackets. Which normally probably would have been okay, IF I didn’t brush too hard for years and have a little receding on My gum line. When she used the tool around those teeth, the pain was through the ROOF! They gave Me a stress ball. HA! I some how managed to get through that and the rest was easy. She polished My teeth, took photos and then impressions for the retainers.

How do I like them? Well….I can’t say really because it’s so weird. I haven’t seen My (bare) teeth in 21 months that now it just looks/feels strange. I like it, but it’s going to take some getting used to. I also wonder how this has changed My face and cheeks and if things will continue to settle. My face definitely thinned out from braces and that was not something I expected or desired.

But overall, yes, My teeth look great! It’s nice to see My ‘old’ smile and yet I don’t think it’s quite the same..

After all of that, I had to run a few errands and then come back to pick up My retainers. And they gave Me a goodie bag with CHOCOLATE and GUM.  WHAT?!  lol

I threw all of this out today (below) but the one thing I’m keeping is the WaterPik. That will still come in handy since I have to wear My retainers for 15 hours every day for the next 3 months!! ?  (Maybe the elastic band wasn’t so bad after all…. lol)

I have to say everyone at My Orthodontist’s office was great and made this experience as pleasant as it could be. The receptionist, the assistants and of course My Orthodontist. I always got good vibes on My visits, like everyone actually enjoyed working there…which in this day in age I think is kind of rare. So yeah, I DID it!  My teeth did hard time for 21 months and now they are FREE!  (Well sort of….retainers….?   lol)