Another way you can please Me….

I just found out that C4S is doing a “sales incentive” for July. As I mentioned before, I don’t plan on updating as much in July and that isn’t going to change because of this.

Do you remember THIS and how I asked you to use that code when you bought My clips? And as a result of SOOOO many good boys doing so, My clip store came in SECOND in the contest. (And out of THOUSANDS of stores, second is pretty fucking awesome!  lol) Well I’m not sure if this is actually a contest yet, they just referred to it as a “sales incentive” for now (they are giving out more details July 1st). But if you use that code (same exact code as before) to buy My clips from between July 1st, 2019 and July 31st, 2019, I will earn a higher sales commission from Clips4Sale.

So what are you going to do between July 1st and July 31st when you buy My clips?

you will use MY code/special link:  https://www.clips4sale.com/studio/67321/mistress-jessica/#cid9a153c059aa31a413b4096a0b9

you:  “Yes, Mistress”

ME:  ??????

Hands up if you remember this….

“Don’t pick up the phone, I’m online!”  *loses internet connection* ? ?

I remember back when I had My paysite and I’d be uploading large video files and sometimes the connection would drop. And it took like an HOUR to upload a file and sometimes it would happen more than once. Ugh, the agony. lol  We are SO spoiled these days.

Rainy Thursday….

In less than a week….no more braces!!!! ????

thomas from Germany sent a tribute….on his knees (apparently… ?)

Up to #38 on the main page:

I have one more update to post for June which I’ll do either tonight or tomorrow. I won’t be posting as many updates in July because I have other projects/goals/shit to get done that I want to focus on/catch up with next month.

I will have 3 spending opportunities I’ll be posting this weekend for anyone who wants to snap them up. And just like last time, I’ll post pics when they are paid for.

A few things…

Saw My Orthodontist last week and YES, My braces are coming off very soon. However My teeth have been tender ever since that appointment. ?  I *will* be having corn on the cob this Summer and biting into a fried chicken leg and chewing gum and not using 5 different tools to clean My teeth and I CAN NOT WAIT!!! ?

I also saw My hairstylist last week for a bit more RED in My hair and I am *this close* to just going all over red. I really want to but…red hair color fades fast and there is major upkeep to it if I want to maintain it. Plus, because I have SO MUCH HAIR, I worry that it can make My hair look…..hmmm…. “wiggy”. (No dimension if I go ONE color….but I can always ADD to it in future appointments).

Did I tell you about the guy who came up to Me at the grocery store and asked Me if My hair was real?? Are you fucking kidding Me? But to be fair, he looked like a fist-fucker who probably didn’t have much (read: ANY) experience talking to Women and therefore didn’t have a fucking clue that’s NOT A QUESTION YOU ASK SOMEONE. I said “Yes” in a cool tone of voice and he just said “Wow” in an awestruck voice.

What the fuck?!  lol  YES, I have THICK hair, YES, I have tons of hair, YES it’s all attached to My head thank you very much! NO I don’t have limp, wimpy hair or use hair extensions or “volumizing” products. And YES, it’s very likely you’ll RARELY see a glorious mane of hair like MINE. *yawn* People can be SO boring at times.

I had a really nice weekend and I’m so glad Summer is here. My boyfriend told Me there was a baby bunny in our yard (they live under My shed year round) and I saw it on Saturday when I was working out. OMG! SO cute, no bigger than My two hands cupped together. I adore BUNNIES!!!  ?  (Only because I don’t garden, otherwise they’d probably be evil incarnate.)

Okay, that’s it for now. I do have some blog posts to do, eventually….not a priority though. And there will new clips this week…soon!

PS—Received the beautiful new robe from Trashy lingerie, from the professor and I’ll be wearing that in July. And also received a tribute from philip who is on My SHITLIST and he knows why. ?

Just found out that….

…Pose has been renewed for a THIRD season!!!

ME:   ??? ?? ??

I *hate* TV (especially commercials!) and yet I LOVE this show. SOOOO happy!!

I *NEED* a meme (gif, whatever) from last nights episode with Elektra sitting on the couch, counting a stash of cash saying “Holy shit! I think I might have finally found a career for me!”  I NEED this in MY LIFE!

(In the meantime, this one from last weeks episode will do.)

I found one!!!!